ok, I'm watching the funniest mini-movie thing right now. It's called "Zen and the Art of Landscaping". I'll do a brief synopsis for you all.
Zen is the lanscaper. Wife comes home to swanky house he is landscaping and seduces him. They are interrupted by her son coming home. He tells Mom that Zen used to beat him up in high school. Then Dad comes home, figures out what was going on. Threatens to beat up Zen, egged on by the son, Andy. Parents get mad at Andy for coming home unannounced, and ask him what was so important he had to come home instead of call. He says "I'm gay.". To prove it, he kisses Zen. The dad then asks if Zen is screwing his son as well as his wife. For no good reason, Dad tells Andy that he's adopted. This is news to Andy. Dad further explains that this is because the wife didn't want to have kids as it would ruin her girlish figure. Wife confronts husband about his having an affair, and it turns out to be with Zen's girlfriend.
Just funny, and confusing, so I thought I'd share.